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Old 10-19-2009, 10:25 AM   #1
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Two New Life Lessons

I learned some interesting things this past Thursday.

1. There's a reason one uses liquids when taking ***** that have the consistency of chalk.

I was at a bowling alley when my stomach started to feel a little awkward. My mom gave me a tablet that eases pain and general discomfort. Not having a source of water (there was a water fountain, but I didn't know it), I took it dry. It was kinda yucky. I actually had to work up the nerve to do so.


2. I'm attractive to drunken women.

Same bowling alley, same day. I was waiting my turn when this lady walked up to me. She looked to be in her 50s and was kinda ugly. The way she spoke, I figured she was friends with one of my family members before realizing she was talking to me. She was nice, but kinda creepy. She was drunk - I could smell it. When my mom became aware of her, she called me away, then the lady left. Definitely not my kind of woman. Drunkenness is a major turn-off for me.

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Old 10-19-2009, 01:42 PM   #2
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LOL @ point 2 hahahahahahahahahahha.. Your gonna marry a 80 year old drunken woman :P
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Old 10-20-2009, 10:41 PM   #3
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Eww no. I don't like people who enjoy getting drunk.
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Old 10-20-2009, 11:27 PM   #4
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Eww no. I don't like people who enjoy getting drunk.
3. never hit some guy's gf.

it happen to my 2 of friends got into fight cuz dalton hit jaime's gf, neece.
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:17 AM   #5
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Lol what did he hit her for?
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Lol what did he hit her for?
cuz he was bore so he made a prank. he ask me to get involved, but i refuse to. they not talking each other.
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Old 11-02-2009, 10:11 AM   #7
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Here I am just moments before the creepy drunken lady approached me.

My dad saw this picture and thought I was sitting at the bar.
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what she look like?
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Blonde hair, wrinkled face, rough hands, fairly deep voice

She told me her name, but I proceeded to forget it shortly after.
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