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07-01-2008, 04:19 AM | #1 |
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Raiden and Shinnok Are Friends
Okay, I wrote this on another MK board in a thread about things you wouldn't hear a kombatant say. I made a few changes.
SHINNOK: Do you want a pie? RAIDEN: Not today. SHINNOK: Please? RAIDEN: No. SHINNOK: I'll be your best friend. RAIDEN: ... SHINNOK: What? RAIDEN: YOU'RE MY WORST ENEMY! SHINNOK: I'll stop trying to take over Earthrealm. RAIDEN: Oh, COME ON! Like I'd fall for that! SHINNOK: Just try it. RAIDEN: All right. Raiden eats a piece of Shinnnok's pie. SHINNOK: So, Raiden, you like it? RAIDEN: That was pretty good! You're my new best friend. SHINNOK: YAY! RAIDEN: I have a question for you, Shinnok. SHINNOK: Yeah? RAIDEN: Do you think Master Bo' Rai Cho is fat? Be honest for once. SHINNOK: Well, yeah. He's a fat drunkard. RAIDEN: At least he can fight. SHINNOK: True. Noob Saibot enters. NOOB SAIBOT: Lord Shinnok, do you need more oni parts? RAIDEN: What does he do with oni parts? NOOB SAIBOT: He uses them for pie filling. RAIDEN: WHAT?! *covers his mouth* Oh, BY the GODS! Raiden vomits. SHINNOK: Why'd you do that? We were best friends. RAIDEN: Not anymore! Shinnok cries and runs away. RAIDEN: Shinnok, come back! I didn't mean it! NOOB SAIBOT: Pie filling. RAIDEN: Will you SHUT UP? NOOB SAIBOT; You're a meaniehead! I'm telling the Elder Gods! RAIDEN: You make me sick. Later, in the Temple of the Elder Gods... NOOB SAIBOT: Hello? Anyone here? ELDER GOD OF FIRE: Who are you? Where are you from? How did you get in here? What do you want? NOOB SAIBOT: I am Noob Saibot. I am from the Netherrealm. I walked in. I have a beef with a fellow god of yours. ELDER GOD OF FIRE: What is it? NOOB SAIBOT: *crying* Raiden was mean to me! ELDER GOD OF FIRE: Why was Raiden mean to you? NOOB SAIBOT: See, Shinnok puts oni parts in his pies. ELDER GOD OF FIRE: Disgusting! Go on. NOOB SAIBOT: He convinced Raiden to try a piece. He enjoyed it. ELDER GOD OF FIRE: Raiden likes oni parts? NOOB SAIBOT: Well, he didn't know he had eated oni parts until I mentioned it. ELDER GOD OF FIRE: And... NOOB SAIBOT: He threw up...a lot. ELDER GOD OF FIRE: Quietly or loudly? NOOB SAIBOT: Oh, it was loud...REALLY loud! Why? ELDER GOD OF FIRE: Go lick it off the floor. NOOB SAIBOT: But-- ELDER GOD OF FIRE: DO IT! Then go French-kiss Mileena! Meanwhile... RAIDEN: I didn't mean to yell at you, Shinnok. SHINNOK: But why were you so mad? RAIDEN: Well, when I hear the word "oni", I think of Drahmin. Not exactly tasty-looking. SHINNOK: Are you okay? RAIDEN: Yes, yes I'm fine. SHINNOK: So...are we friends again? RAIDEN: *thinks for a moment* Sure. Raiden extends a hand; Shinnok runs over and hugs Raiden tightly.
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