Things the MK characters would never say

[plsdntsteponme]

Well...it's pretty much self explanatory

Noob: Has anyone seen my nightlight the dark it scares me...:D

[GreatEvan007]

forst: "i like men"

[Ladeamon]

subzero its cold in here
scorpion this revenge this is not for me
kabal i cant breath with this respirator on
smoke smoking is bad for you
Rayden i have a fear for thunders
Johnny cage my last movie sucked
Boraicho i'll have a glass of water please

Nice topic man :D
here are just a few i can think of now
will add some more later

[Liukangof9k]

Ermac:Hey Rain you know you want me!
Sub-0:I want my hot dog HOT!
Noob Saibot:Sorry Sub-0 and Scorpion.
Reptile:I'm Evil Khameleon!
Mileena:I think Baraka is hot what about you Kitana.
Animereaper:I love your Stories Liukangof9k
Liukangof9k:Season 2 will never exist!

[Acidburn]

Shao Kahn: I no longer care about Earth Realm.
Sindel: I love you Shao Kahn.
Rain: I hate it when it rains.
Liu Kang: Screw Kitana, I want Kung Lao.
Kung Lao: I don't care about honoring my family.
Goro: Johnny, lets be friends.
Johnny Cage: Yeah, sorry about your nads man.
Scorpion: Quan Chi you are my idol.
Drahmin: I'm to ***y for my clothes.
Meat: I'm a vegetarian.
Kitana: Jade is not my friend Liu, she's my lover now F___ off.
Kintaro: You killed Goro? Thanks!
Havik: The chaos must come to an end.
Hotaru: Anarchy is the way to go.
Noob: Foolish little brother, there's no need to avenge me; I have forgiven Scorpion.
Sektor: Slower, weaker, inferior.
Raiden: No you must not save Earthrealm, I'm sick of it anyway, besides the game is on.
Bo Rai Cho: I much prefer water to alcohol.
Sindel:I need a hair cut.
Kira: This sucks, I'm joining the Red Dragon, that Hsu Hao is a ***y beast.
Kobra: What am I doing? Killing isn't a good thing.
Kabal: Black Dragon you say, F___ it I'm starting the Pink Dragon clan.
Kano: Hey Sonya, you can take me in.
Sonya: Let Kano go. (besides if he dies, how can Kira come to be?)
Jax: Can I beat Liu Kang in arm wrestling? Hell no, that guy is manlier than me.
Fujin: *sigh* Another windy day, this is gonna suck.
Quan Chi: I no longer desire to have absolute power, I prefer to remain the way I am.
Taven: You killed mother and father over the quest? Sweet, that means we can stay up all night and watch you know....... that bad stuff mother warned us about.
Daegon: Why would I want to kill Taven, he must be the one to defeat Blaze.
Blaze: Armageddon.....*laughs* how exciting.
Shinnok: Rule the Netherrealm, I would never dream of it.
Ashrah: Ascending from the depths of hell, that's doesn't sound fun.
Baraka: I am beautiful no matter what they say.
Mileena: I will never kill Kitana, I like her.
Jade: Green is so not my color.
Tanya: I pledge my loyalty to Edenia and my queen.
Sheeva: I can never betray Shao Kahn, I mean look at those abs; don't tell me you'd want to deprive the world of his hotness.
Motaro: Shokans have long been friends to the Centaurs.
Onaga: I shouldn't kill Shao Kahn he's cool.
Shang Tsung: I don't believe in magic.
Kenshi: I can see you.
Nightwolf: Why should I travel and fight along side you Liu Kang? You suck.
Jarek: Me and Jax go way back.
Smoke: Smoking is bad.
Moloch: I don't eat much, I'd rather stick my finger down my throat and barf to lose weight.
Nitara: I hate the sight of blood.
Li Mei: My people are in chains, oh well I never liked them anyway.
Frost: I want to have Sub-Zero's babies.
Cyrax: I'd take bullets over bombs any day.

[plsdntsteponme]

Noob: I hate Smoke he's always around
Smoke: hey Noob what ya doin?
Noob: Nothing *runs away*
Smoke: Noob come back *poof*
Noob: Go away! Scorpion help!
Scorpion: Hey smoke! Get over here!

[MKRayden]

nice thread plsdntsteponme i really i liked it

[MKNinjaChick]

Originally Posted by Acidburn [Only Registered Users Can See LinksClick Here To Register]

Shao Kahn: I no longer care about Earth Realm.
Sindel: I love you Shao Kahn.
Rain: I hate it when it rains.
Liu Kang: Screw Kitana, I want Kung Lao.
Kung Lao: I don't care about honoring my family.
Goro: Johnny, lets be friends.
Johnny Cage: Yeah, sorry about your nads man.
Scorpion: Quan Chi you are my idol.
Drahmin: I'm to ***y for my clothes.
Meat: I'm a vegetarian.
Kitana: Jade is not my friend Liu, she's my lover now F___ off.
Kintaro: You killed Goro? Thanks!
Havik: The chaos must come to an end.
Hotaru: Anarchy is the way to go.
Noob: Foolish little brother, there's no need to avenge me; I have forgiven Scorpion.
Sektor: Slower, weaker, inferior.
Raiden: No you must not save Earthrealm, I'm sick of it anyway, besides the game is on.
Bo Rai Cho: I much prefer water to alcohol.
Sindel:I need a hair cut.
Kira: This sucks, I'm joining the Red Dragon, that Hsu Hao is a ***y beast.
Kobra: What am I doing? Killing isn't a good thing.
Kabal: Black Dragon you say, F___ it I'm starting the Pink Dragon clan.
Kano: Hey Sonya, you can take me in.
Sonya: Let Kano go. (besides if he dies, how can Kira come to be?)
Jax: Can I beat Liu Kang in arm wrestling? Hell no, that guy is manlier than me.
Fujin: *sigh* Another windy day, this is gonna suck.
Quan Chi: I no longer desire to have absolute power, I prefer to remain the way I am.
Taven: You killed mother and father over the quest? Sweet, that means we can stay up all night and watch you know....... that bad stuff mother warned us about.
Daegon: Why would I want to kill Taven, he must be the one to defeat Blaze.
Blaze: Armageddon.....*laughs* how exciting.
Shinnok: Rule the Netherrealm, I would never dream of it.
Ashrah: Ascending from the depths of hell, that's doesn't sound fun.
Baraka: I am beautiful no matter what they say.
Mileena: I will never kill Kitana, I like her.
Jade: Green is so not my color.
Tanya: I pledge my loyalty to Edenia and my queen.
Sheeva: I can never betray Shao Kahn, I mean look at those abs; don't tell me you'd want to deprive the world of his hotness.
Motaro: Shokans have long been friends to the Centaurs.
Onaga: I shouldn't kill Shao Kahn he's cool.
Shang Tsung: I don't believe in magic.
Kenshi: I can see you.
Nightwolf: Why should I travel and fight along side you Liu Kang? You suck.
Jarek: Me and Jax go way back.
Smoke: Smoking is bad.
Moloch: I don't eat much, I'd rather stick my finger down my throat and barf to lose weight.
Nitara: I hate the sight of blood.
Li Mei: My people are in chains, oh well I never liked them anyway.
Frost: I want to have Sub-Zero's babies.
Cyrax: I'd take bullets over bombs any day.

LOL. Some are so funny.

[Dragonflame218]

Scorpion: GET OUTTA HERE!

[MKNinjaChick]

Frost: I love everyone. lol